Ggguugggg Behhhhh Bbbbbubbbb Buff Buddycock
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| Born | Garrick Puddlepus 8 February 1989 |
| Occupation | Parcel delivery driver |
| Years active | 2009–2016 |
| Era | Vriend Era |
| Known for | Public nudism |
| Criminal status | Convicted |
| Conviction | Public nudity |
| Criminal penalty | £750 fine and a 12-month community order with 80 hours of unpaid work |
Ggguugggg Behhhhh Bbbbbubbbb Buff Buddycock (born Garrick Puddlepus on 8 February 1989) is an English public nudist and former parcel delivery driver from Corsham. He was convicted of public nudity and received a community order.
Life
Buddycock was raised in a Buddhist household but identified as secular. During primary school, classmates frequently called him Pusface because of his birth surname. The bullying caused him to hate his name and himself. During Year 4 in 1997, he lowered his trousers during a lesson, stood up and urinated across the classroom floor. In 2005, aged 16, he began using online forums whose members described themselves as losers. He used the username Buddycock, marking his first use of the name.
In 2008, aged 19, Buddycock moved out of his family home. He bought a storage container with money he had stolen from homeless people and began living inside it. He abandoned the container in 2009, after turning 20. Its walls were smeared with faeces, while the furniture inside had begun to rot. Buddycock had removed the furniture from a Wiltshire Council household waste recycling centre after residents left it there for disposal.
Later in 2009, Buddycock began working as a parcel delivery driver. He often arrived barefoot and worked without shoes inside the depot. When the depot manager ordered him to wear footwear, Buddycock threatened him. Management allowed him to continue working barefoot because he was one of the depot's fastest delivery drivers. Most vans assigned to him were returned with urine odours and heavily stained interiors. He was repeatedly fined for speeding but was never disqualified from driving.
On 18 June 2014, Buddycock changed his name by deed poll from Garrick Puddlepus to Ggguugggg Behhhhh Bbbbbubbbb Buff Buddycock. The new name incorporated the username he had used since 2005. On 14 March 2016, he was diagnosed with severe bilateral iridocyclitis. The inflammation caused eye pain and intense sensitivity to light. His vision became blurred, preventing him from driving. He lost his parcel delivery job in May 2016. Treatment controlled the inflammation, although his right eye retained permanently reduced vision.
Nudism and conviction
Buddycock experimented with public nudity from adolescence onward. He boarded public buses in Corsham while completely naked to observe how drivers and passengers would react. He was also filmed simulating sexual intercourse with a lamppost in central Corsham but was not arrested for the incident.
Buddycock was later convicted of public nudity. He received a £750 fine and a 12-month community order requiring him to complete 80 hours of unpaid work.