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Ggguugggg Behhhhh Bbbbbubbbb Buff Buddycock (born Garrick Puddlepus; 8 February 1989) is an English public nudist and former parcel delivery driver from Corsham. He changed his name by deed poll in 2014 after having used Buddycock as an online name since his teens. He was later convicted of public nudity and sentenced to a community order.
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| Born | Garrick Puddlepus 8 February 1989 |
| Occupation | Parcel delivery driver |
| Years active | 2009–2016 |
| Era | Vriend Era |
| Known for | Public nudism |
| Criminal status | Convicted |
| Father | Arthur Puddlepus |
| Conviction | Public nudity |
| Criminal penalty | £750 fine and a 12-month community order with 80 hours of unpaid work |
Life
editBuddycock was raised in a Buddhist household but did not practise the religion. His father, Arthur Puddlepus, worked as a refuse collector in Corsham. At primary school, classmates frequently called Buddycock Pusface because of his surname, and the bullying led him to hate his birth name and himself. In late 1997, while in Year 4, he lowered his trousers during a lesson and urinated across the classroom floor. At 16, he began using online forums for people who described themselves as losers. He used Buddycock as his username.
At 19, Buddycock moved out of his family home in 2008. Using money he had stolen from homeless people, he bought a storage container and began living inside it. He furnished the container with items taken from a Wiltshire Council household recycling centre after residents had left them for disposal. Buddycock abandoned the container in 2009. By then, the furniture had begun to rot and the walls were smeared with feces.
After leaving the container, Buddycock began working as a parcel delivery driver in 2009. He regularly arrived barefoot and also worked without shoes inside the depot. When the depot manager ordered him to wear footwear, Buddycock threatened him. Management allowed him to continue working barefoot because he was one of the depot's fastest delivery drivers. Vans assigned to him were frequently returned with stained interiors and smelling of urine. He also accumulated repeated speeding fines but was never disqualified from driving.
On 18 June 2014, he changed his name by deed poll from Garrick Puddlepus to Ggguugggg Behhhhh Bbbbbubbbb Buff Buddycock. The surname came from the username he had used since 2005. Buddycock wanted to abandon his former identity and believed that his new name represented him more accurately.
Buddycock was diagnosed with severe bilateral iridocyclitis on 14 March 2016. The condition caused intense sensitivity to light and blurred his vision enough to prevent him from driving. He lost his parcel delivery job in May. Treatment controlled the inflammation, although the vision in his right eye remained permanently reduced.
Nudism and conviction
editBuddycock began experimenting with public nudity during adolescence. He boarded public buses in Corsham completely naked to see how drivers and passengers would react. He was also filmed simulating sexual intercourse with a lamppost in central Corsham. He was not arrested over that incident.
Buddycock was later convicted of public nudity. He received a £750 fine and a 12-month community order requiring 80 hours of unpaid work.