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Tanoan jousting
Highest governing bodyTanoanischer Lanzenverband
NicknameTanoanisches Lanzenstechen
First played13 May 1969, Georgetown
Characteristics
Team members
  • Eight registered riders
  • Four riders per fixture
TypeProfessional team equestrian combat sport
Equipment
VenueJousting tournament ground
Presence
Country or regionTanoa Einsatzgruppen and aligned South American states
World ChampionshipsTanoanische Lanzenmeisterschaft (1974–2024)
ObsoleteYes
EraVriend Era
Professional from 1974; ended 30 November 2024

Tanoan jousting (German: Tanoanisches Lanzenstechen) was a professional team equestrian combat sport practised in the Tanoa Einsatzgruppen from 1969 until the state collapsed in 2024. Riders in armour charged along opposite sides of a tilt barrier and attempted to score with breakable lances or unhorse their opponent. Its club championship became the country's second-most popular sport after association football, and contests between serving military officers developed into major spectator events.[1]

History

The sport developed after the annexation of Argentina in 1965 gave Tanoan riding schools access to experienced horsemen and trained mounts.[2] Officers began arranging mounted lance contests in the late 1960s, and the first official tournament was held in Georgetown on 13 May 1969 during the twenty-fifth anniversary of the Tanoa Einsatzgruppen. Early tournaments were individual competitions dominated by military officers and Argentine riders.

Permanent clubs appeared in 1972, the same year that the Tanoanischer Lanzenverband was established to register participants, appoint officials, and regulate equipment. The first professional Tanoanische Lanzenmeisterschaft followed in 1974. Jan Paap became the sport's principal political patron and promoted it as a combination of military tradition, horsemanship, and state ceremony.[3]

In 1984, representative teams from Tanoa-aligned South American puppet states were admitted to an international invitational tournament. The competition became an annual states championship in 1986 and developed into a major regional spectacle, with national colours, military ceremonies, elaborate rider entrances, and extensive television coverage. Wealthy clubs subsequently recruited riders and horses from across South America, while finals held in Georgetown attracted foreign delegations and visitors.

Eef Paap maintained the established jousting institutions but showed a stronger personal interest in association football. Under his government, football received greater mass promotion and became Tanoa's dominant popular sport. Jousting nevertheless retained ceremonial prestige and continued as a valuable international broadcast product.

The championship continued until the collapse of the state. Its central administration ceased operating on 30 November 2024, ending the professional competition.[4]

Clubs and riders

Clubs operated as licensed sporting associations with their own names, colours, crests, tournament grounds, stables, and horses. A club president oversaw ownership and finance, while a manager handled contracts, registration, and travel. Training and team selection belonged to the Reitmeister. Stable staff, armourers, lance technicians, veterinary personnel, and medical personnel supported the riders.

Each club registered eight riders: four members of the first team, two reserves, and two development riders. Four riders represented the club in a championship fixture, with reserves available before a duel began. Development riders trained with the senior squad and entered lower-level events. Adult graduates of the Paapjugend could join development programmes, although full-contact jousting was restricted to adults.

Serving military personnel could compete professionally while retaining their rank and service identity. Their armour primarily displayed the club crest, with a smaller badge sometimes identifying their branch. Clubs were not formally owned by the armed services, but repeated recruitment from the same circles created unofficial associations with the Wehrmacht, Allgemeine SS, Waffen SS, Kriegsmarine, or Luftwaffe. Argentine civilian horsemen also remained prominent.

Competition

The domestic national championship combined a single round-robin league with a four-club knockout tournament. The first-placed club met the fourth in one semifinal and the second met the third in the other. Each fixture consisted of four duels, fought in a riding order submitted in advance. A duel could last no more than ten passes.

The club winning the most duels won the fixture and received three league points; a draw awarded one point to each club. If the teams won two duels apiece, the combined judges' scores decided the result. An exact tie remained a draw during the league stage, while an elimination fixture proceeded to an additional duel between the team captains. A separate knockout cup, the Führerpokal, formed part of the domestic calendar.

The international states championship used selected riders representing Tanoa and its aligned South American governments rather than ordinary domestic clubs. Puppet-state teams competed under their own national names, colours, and symbols, although tournament regulation remained under Tanoan control. This allowed the regime to present the event as an international competition while reinforcing its political authority over participating states.

Rules and officiating

A legal strike had to land on a designated chest or shoulder plate from an approved direction. It earned one point, with two additional points when the lance broke correctly and five when the opponent was completely unhorsed. A deliberate strike against a horse caused immediate disqualification.

Unhorsing did not itself end a duel. The fallen rider had to stand without assistance and raise one arm before a ten-second count expired; failure meant defeat. A successful rider then received up to three minutes for medical and equipment checks before remounting. Minor injuries, including some fractures, did not require withdrawal if the rider could still hold a lance and control the horse. Loss of consciousness, inability to stand, loss of control, or dangerous armour failure required the chief referee to stop the duel. An injured horse was removed immediately.

Each fixture was controlled by a Hauptkampfrichter with three scoring judges, two rail judges, a timekeeper, an equipment inspector, medical and veterinary officers, and an official recorder. At least two scoring judges had to agree on an award. The chief referee had final authority over stoppages and discipline, and active members of either club could not officiate. A captain could protest a scoring record or equipment decision before certification, but not a medical stoppage made during the duel.

Professional circuit

Broadcasting rights became the largest source of league income, supplemented by ticket sales, sponsorships, and merchandise. Major clubs employed riders on multi-year contracts, and serving officers received club salaries separately from military pay. In the final period, annual earnings ranged from 300,000–800,000 TRM for development riders and 1–2 million TRM for reserves to 3–7 million TRM for first-team riders. Established national riders earned 8–16 million TRM, leading champions 18–30 million TRM, and the highest-paid competitors as much as 50 million TRM.

Promoted rivalry duels could add appearance payments of 2–5 million TRM per rider. Major clubs operated on annual budgets of 300–700 million TRM, while leading managers earned 3–8 million TRM and a Reitmeister 2–6 million TRM. During the final championship period, the national title carried a 100-million-TRM prize, compared with 45 million for the runner-up and 15 million for each losing semifinalist. The Führerpokal winner received 40 million TRM.

The champion club also held the ceremonial Goldene Lanze for the following year and displayed a championship banner at its home ground. The highest-scoring individual received the title Reichsmeister im Lanzenstechen, a medal and ceremonial lance, and priority entry to the next season's principal tournaments.

Public culture

Club loyalty formed the basis of the domestic competition, but the military identity of individual riders shaped its most prominent rivalries. Announcers and newspapers introduced serving competitors by rank and branch before naming their club, and a duel between Wehrmacht and Allgemeine SS officers could become the main event even when neither represented a service-owned team. Military commands sometimes granted training leave or arranged transport for competitors.

International fixtures added state rivalries to this culture. Tanoan media portrayed the puppet-state teams as national partners, but opening ceremonies, federation oversight, and the prominence of Georgetown emphasized the hierarchy of the Tanoan bloc. Jan Paap was closely associated with this ceremonial style, whereas Eef Paap's public sporting image became more strongly connected to football.

The ten-second count became the sport's best-known ritual. Crowds counted aloud after an unhorsing, and riders known for repeatedly standing before the count expired attracted large followings and higher appearance fees.

See also

References

  1. "Military and security". Tanoa Einsatzgruppen. Vrienden Universe Wiki.
  2. "The 1960s". History of the Tanoa Einsatzgruppen. Vrienden Universe Wiki.
  3. "Culture". Tanoa Einsatzgruppen. Vrienden Universe Wiki.
  4. "The 2020s". History of the Tanoa Einsatzgruppen. Vrienden Universe Wiki.