Albert Shrankenhaus

Albert Shrankenhaus
Born	(1971-01-11)11 January 1971 Zürich, Switzerland
Died	3 May 2025(2025-05-03) (aged 54) Sewer beneath the Snubable main complex, Căciulați, Romania
Cause of death	Killed in a gunfight with the Fish Collective
Other names	"The bisexual communist son of Stefan Shrankenhaus"
Occupations	Rheintor extraction worker Mechanical assistant
Years active	1989–2025
Era	Vriend Era
Organization	Snubable Shrankenhaus
Known for	Supervising construction and testing of Hubbubmașină vehicles Physical and sexual assaults within Snubable
Criminal status	Deceased
Children	Frank Albert Gottfried Shrankenhaus
Father	Stefan Shrankenhaus
Head of security at the main Snubable Enterprise facility
In office Early 2025 – 3 May 2025
Succeeded by	Office abolished

Albert Shrankenhaus (11 January 1971 – 3 May 2025) was a bisexual Glöbberist and mechanical assistant who formally joined Snubable Shrankenhaus in 2008 as an assistant to his father, Stefan Shrankenhaus. Other Snubable personnel called him "the bisexual communist son of Stefan Shrankenhaus." He supervised the construction and testing of Hubbubmașină vehicles and knowingly supported Snubable armed operations with those vehicles. In early 2025, he became head of security at Snubable's main facility. He died fighting the Fish Collective on the third day of the final underground holdout.

Albert committed physical and sexual assaults against clones and assaulted female human workers inside Snubable offices. In 2010, Porno Bucharest kidnapped him after he repeatedly sent recordings of assaults to Marku Ionuț. He was released after Stefan supplied Porno Bucharest with prototype tanks.

Early life and Snubable work

Albert Shrankenhaus was born in Zürich, Switzerland, on 11 January 1971. He attended school only rarely and more often accompanied Stefan to Glöbberist meetings. As a child, Albert dissected live chickens and burned them alive during these gatherings. When Albert was eight, Stefan tattooed a rare exemption marking across his back. Only a small number of children received such marks, which Glöbberists checked when deciding whom to select for adrenochrome extraction. Albert was consequently never subjected to extraction. His marking consisted of Glöbberist writing and a quotation attributed to The Gentleman. At age 20, Albert had the exemption tattoo removed and replaced it with an image of a chicken being sacrificed, a subject he particularly enjoyed.

In July 1989, Stefan arranged for Albert to work under Dr. Arnold Isaak Burgelstein at the Glöbbery-controlled Rheintor Medical Institute in Basel. Albert would not otherwise have been admitted because Burgelstein considered him incompetent. His duties were restricted to drawing blood from child victims during adrenochrome extraction and deliberately frightening them. He was not trusted with the institute's medical or laboratory work. Burgelstein nevertheless tolerated Albert's treatment of the victims throughout his employment and did not discipline him for it. This period marked the development of the sadistic behavior for which Albert later became known. Albert remained at Rheintor until 2008. During this period, he had a son, Frank Albert Gottfried Shrankenhaus, on 3 April 1996 with an unnamed woman with whom he had a five-year relationship. In 2008, Albert left Rheintor and formally joined Snubable Shrankenhaus as Stefan's assistant. He helped with mechanical design and vehicle development, then provided personal assistance when Stefan's health declined. Industrial financing and procurement remained outside Albert's duties.

Albert's principal mechanical work concerned the Hubbubmașină vehicle line. He supervised its construction and testing but did not create the original design. Albert knowingly supported the use of the vehicles in armed Snubable operations. After Porno Bucharest released him in 2010, he immediately resumed this work. Richard Rambam disliked Albert and blocked him from receiving a senior position or greater authority.

Albert became interested in developing chemical agents because he found the extermination of clones at Snubable Enterprise interesting. He later sought membership in the Tanoa Einsatzgruppen, specifically the Veneno Gruppen, because he wanted to work on chemical gases. Technical assessments and IQ testing at Snubable found that he lacked the knowledge and cognitive ability required to produce a useful agent. Tanoa also regarded his behavior toward clones and human workers as uncontrollable and rejected him. Stefan had introduced Albert to Glöbbery, but refused to let him enter the World Economic Order for the same behavioral reasons. Albert consequently remained his father's assistant.

In early 2025, Albert was appointed head of security at Snubable's main facility because nobody else was available to fill the position. It was the only promotion he received during his career. He styled himself the "last general of Snubable Enterprise."

Criminal activity and death

Albert raped multiple clones during his time at Snubable. Reports attributed physical and sexual assaults on more than 100 male and female clones to him over his lifetime in the organization. This estimate did not include the female human workers he assaulted, mainly in the offices used by Snubable's front organization.

Albert's relationship with Frank's mother ended in 1998 after five years. He sent her to Porno Bucharest, where she was raped and killed.

Albert recorded assaults and repeatedly sent the videos to Marku. In response, Porno Bucharest kidnapped him in 2010. He was confined in a cell with very little food for two to three weeks while Marku demanded that Stefan arrange cheaper clones from Richard Rambam for pornographic productions. Rambam refused to lower the price. Stefan instead supplied Porno Bucharest with prototype tanks to secure Albert's release, although the organization never used them.

During the final collapse, Albert was transferred into the underground facility and joined his uncle, Gustav Shrankenhaus. The Fish Collective repeatedly attacked the complex during its five-day holdout. Albert managed the strategic placement of defenses and fought as head of security. He was killed in a gunfight inside a sewer passage on 3 May 2025, the third day of the holdout. The surviving Snubable personnel remained underground until their surrender on the fifth day. Albert's body was recovered several days after the fall of the complex. Rats had begun feeding on it, and prolonged exposure to sewage had left the body heavily infected.

The Bucharest Tribunal later conducted a posthumous investigation using Albert's recordings and records recovered from Snubable. It formally attributed his assaults and support for armed operations to him, then closed the case without a conviction because he was dead. The evidence remained available for proceedings concerning surviving Snubable personnel.

See also

• Stefan Shrankenhaus
• Snubable Shrankenhaus
• Snubable Enterprise
• Hubbubmașină
• Porno Bucharest
• Marku Ionuț
• Richard Rambam
• Glöbbery
• World Economic Order
• Bucharest Tribunal